The rhino Personality




Rhino Characteristics: Large size • Loyal • Engaging • Determined • Courageous • Aggressive
Scientific Name: Diceros bicornis
Collective Term: A crash of rhinos 

The Respected Rhino

Brawny and self-assured, these cantankerous beasts allow nothing to stand in their way. Unaccountably mistrustful of strangers, rhino personalities perceive themselves to be quite reasonable, but even they must acknowledge that their periodic bouts of rage need to be brought under control. O.J. Simpson and Mike Tyson are typical rhinos. Admired by friends for their physical strength and loyalty, their inability to confront their demons inhibits their personal growth and alienates their public. So while rhinos are capable of immense passion, the combination of their insecurity and ardor has the potential to become a steamy romance, a masterful creative expression, or a terrible explosion of temper.

The Rhino Personality's Defining Characteristics

With such a cantankerous personality the rhino's unpopularity is hardly surprising, and its bullying reputation is carefully cultivated to ensure the solitude it craves. Rhinos prefer staying close to home and never go looking for trouble, but can prove to be a dangerous creature with an uncontrollable temper. With their formidable bulk and tightly wound natures, even the most aggressive carnivore personalities give them a wide berth. When not engaged in physical activities, they prefer spending quiet time with their families or taking long walks with close friends.

Rhinos are proud of their girth and spend a great deal of time bulking up... either in the gym or grazing happily at their favorite restaurant. They have none of the subtlety or intelligence of their elephant colleagues, but do have a gift for smooth talk. Persuasive when making a point, they spice their conversation with curses and colorful language and have little interest in the finer thing in life. For all their faults, however, they have a uniquely engaging charm and their determination and grit engenders grudging respect from their colleagues.

Rhinos may Surprise You

Rhinos are skillful lovers and surprisingly delicate in bed. Although their tastes lean towards traditional physical pleasures, they love to express themselves in ways that will startle even the most jaded partner. The rhino yearns for a long-term mate who will put up with its aggressive behavior, but its inability to engage in intimacy makes it hard to find a willing partner. So it is reduced to settling for shallow and trifling relationships, and these inadequate encounters make the rhino even more cynical about relationships -- leading to self-fulfilling prophecies.

Getting to know a rhino can be an exhausting business for it tends to rely on wordless forms of communication that must then be carefully interpreted. Rhinos will let you know in no uncertain terms when you have crossed the line, and they do not suffer fools gladly and often hurt the ones they love.

Rhinos in the Wild

This armor-plated beast is found in Africa and southeast Asia but is a vanishing breed thanks to extermination by man. An unusual characteristic of these aggressive, ponderous animals is their tendency to deposit their dung in communal heaps, forming mounds up to twenty feet across and four feet high.

The rhino's horn is made of tubular fibers secreted from the skin of the nose and cemented together. Highly prized as an aphrodisiac in Asia, these horns can attain massive dimensions; the record length for a white rhino's horn is more than five feet.

Careers & Hobbies

Policeman • Soldier • Pro-sportsman • Actor
Golf • Gambling • Football • Boxing

Love & Friendship

The rhino yearns for a long-term mate who will put up with its aggressive behavior, but its inability to engage in intimacy makes it hard to find a willing partner. So, it is reduced to settling for shallow and trifling relationships, and these inadequate encounters make the rhino even more cynical about relationships -- leading to self-fulfilling prophecies.

Despite -- or perhaps because of -- their clumsiness, rhinos are attracted to graceful and elegant animal personalities like giraffes, deer, and sables, but it is better served in seeking a mate possessing the confidence to counteract its brusque, self-aggrandizing demeanor. Once a rhino has found its soul mate, it expects to marry for life.

Famous Rhino Personalities

OJ Simpson

Portrait of OJ Simpson

Big, strong, unpredictable, aggressive, and a little loony adds up to a Rhino. This murderous beast killed at least two people (See Mike Tyson).

Mike Tyson

Portrait of Mike Tyson

Big, strong, unpredictable, aggressive and a little loony adds up to a Rhino. This murderous beast almost killed at two people in the ring (See OJ Simpson).